Ngakho, i iposi mayelana ne-SolidWorks ephoqelela inqubomgomo yabo yesikhathi eside yokunikeza kuphela amaphakethe esevisi kusihloko esithi Isevisi Yokubhalisa Uthole abanye ubumnene isithakazelo, ukuthengisa okuthuthukisiwe kwe-antacid futhi Ibhulogi ka-Devon yaze yaxoxa ne-VP Yezinkonzo Zekhasimende e-SolidWorks, Rich Welch, mayelana nalolu daba.

Ngingakwazi ukuhlukanisa amanothi engxoxo U-Devon wathatha, kodwa ngangizithwala ngama-spasms. Ngingakhomba izihlalo ezithengiswayo kanye nezinombolo zemali engenayo, ngikhothe umunwe wami, ngiwukhombe futhi ngiphakamise ishiya emimoyeni yasempumalanga ye-Concord futhi ngisho ngokuzethemba, uma i-SolidWorks inikeza amaphakethe esevisi yamahhala, sizodla etafuleni futhi sidle amabhon-bons. kudedelana amaqupha.

Kunalokho, ngizobheka ngokujulile nangokujulile amagama ashiwo u-Rich futhi ngiveze isizinda samaqiniso ayisisekelo ekujuleni kwangaphakathi. Uphendule umbuzo mayelana nokuhlukanisa ukulungiswa kweziphazamisi, amaphakethe wesevisi, nezithuthukisi. Nakhu abefuna ukukusho, noma okungenani bekumele akushilo...

I-SolidWorks ibhekile le ndaba [echela umhluzi e-yaks] izikhathi eziningana futhi wanquma ukuthi ngokusekelwe enanini umzamo [izingane ze-yak ezinomphimbo onamabala], Ingqalasizinda Yokuqinisekisa Ikhwalithi, kanye nezindleko eziphezulu kakhulu ze [Ukuqunjelwa kwengono] ukuqaliswa, kuzogcina kuphumele ezindlekweni eziphezulu kumakhasimende anamandla okuzethula ukungazinzi [i-rabid yak venom] ku-software futhi zidinga okwengeziwe ukukhishwa kwephakethe lesevisi [ama-enemas.] Lokhu kuphambene nalokho esizama ukukufeza [, ngaphandle kwama-enemas.] Ngokusekelwe kulokho, ngeke kube khona ushintsho olubalulekile ekubhaliseni okukhona kwe-SolidWorks Maintenance [Yak milking] inqubomgomo ngaphandle kokuqhubeka nokugxila kukhwalithi ephezulu [herbed chicken,] amasevisi kanye nesofthiwe endaweni efanayo yentengo ephansi. Waqhubeka washo lokho [uzofaka uphawu lwengane ukuze akwenzele isivumelwano esingcono futhi] lesi akusona isinqumo somuntu oyedwa, kodwa kuxoxwa ngayo kwabaningi kwaSolidWorks [ngemiqhudelwano yokudansa.]

[Devon] Nali lonke ulwazi u-Rich abelane nami;

Uveze ukuthi incwadi ifakwe ku- [okumangalisayo, okuqinile, okubi] Ibhulogi ye-SolidSmack ibiwuhlaka lokuqala lwangaphakathi [ukopha] idokhumenti okufanele bengingakaze ithunyelwe [ziculwe ngokwehlukana kwezingxenye ezimbili] futhi njengoba kuphawulwe abantu abambalwa kubhulogi, ukuthi lokhu [sic] akulona ushintsho kokukhona [izingubo zangaphansi] inqubomgomo, ebikade ingenile [okumanzi kakhulu] indawo iminyaka eminingi. Uthe lokhu wukukhishwa okuthambile kwe-a new [i-neo-fascist] indlela yokuvikela ukutshalwa kwezimali kanye nobambiswano lweningi lamakhasimende abhalisiwe njengamanje...

Ohhhh, leyo yokugcina yayingeyona inhliziyo elula, akunjalo? Ngizoma lapho, okungenani ngithole ama-imeyili ashoyo avela kubalimi be-yak abangamelwe kahle nabacindezelwe kancane.

Nansi into yokugcina engizoyisho esihlokweni, okufanele sibe yingxenye yesitatimende senhloso yenkampani yesoftware… Yenza inani olengezayo lihluke kunani olidalayo.

Ngenze ngisho nesithombe esilayishekayo, usayizi wokuphrinta, sanoma iyiphi inkampani yesofthiwe ezimisele, noma isisebenzi esikuso, ukuze silenga ebhodini lezaziso.

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